Constant Disappointments: Archive

Jan 30th

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Jan 29th

28 notes

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Jan 27th

Song O’ the Today - “Jemima...

Jan 27th

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Remember how Whole Foods CEO John Mackey is crazy?

stephenfalk: katherinespiers: He has just announced a new program whereby skinny Whole Foods employees will enjoy bigger discounts at work than their fat colleagues. Nope, not making it up. BMI-based benefits, people. Can we stop shopping there now? Crazy.

Jan 26th

51 notes

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Jan 21st

So maybe L.A. ISN'T better than OKC. Wait... →

Jan 20th

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Doomsday Clock turned back...really?? →

This seems like maybe not the right time to declare the world “safer”. Just sayin’.

Jan 19th

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Jan 19th

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Time for somethin' to hap'n..

..because if it doesn’t, I’m gonna lose my shit. I’m already making less than $1k/month, living w/my sister, doing lots of fun things that don’t pay me, and now my bank wants to sue me for my car (along with lawyer and court fees!), rather than simply repossessing it. That’s pretty sweet. So I spent my Saturday afternoon putting my possessions on Craigslist so I can...

Jan 17th

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Here you go, jerks. →

Ugh. By popular demand, here’s a link to the video of my first stand-up comedy attempt. It was NYE, in bar, in OKC. For 15min. It’s very NSFW. Thanks kids. -Chad

Jan 16th

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Oh, Wednesday nights...

Yep. I definitely just threw a few punches at the mirror on the way by. Really weak, writer/comedian-type punches. Translation: I have had enough fine Canadian whiskey for this Wednesday night. Done drinking..until tomorrow night. I’m like sex on a cracker, aren’t I?

Jan 14th

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Chad&Joel Role Play Statement as Jay "The Chin... →

Sure, we’re just amateur “comedians” stuck in America’s “heartland”, but that means that we have both an informed opinion AND that we’re probably the audience Jay has alienated. Well, not us personally because we think Jay is a classless little tool, but you know what I’m getting at. Suck it, Jay. Suck it until its hair turns red in your nightmares!

Jan 13th

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Joel Decker & myself on CB Radio, comedian Cameron... →

Jan 12th

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My Back Hurts!

It’s true. It does. It really, really does. The question is: Do I take the leftover morphine that we “confiscated” from my late mother’s belongings before the nurses accounted for all the pills, or do I just try to go to bed? On the one hand, the pills might actually help. On the other hand, if I go to bed I won’t be able to bitch and moan anymore. I think I’ll...

Jan 12th

LAST podcast from Little Tiny Brain... →

The newest and greatest and probably last podcast from Little Tiny Brain for a while. We’re attempting to take the show out of the great-sounding professional studio we illegally use, which will hopefully make us feel funny again. Maybe they installed all those cameras because of us, maybe not. Either way, our paranoia is in a state of constant escalation and our podcast is punching us each in the...

Jan 2nd