Multitalentedness leads to confusion and despair.
(via anti-teachings)

Ouch.

And me.

gosimpsonic:

“Here, have a flower.”
“Alright, come on, what’s the catch? A gorgeous woman don’t just hand you a free daffodil.”
“Really, you think I’m gorgeous?”
“Well, the part that’s showing. I guess you could have a lot of weird scars or a fake ass or something.”
“You don’t talk to a lot of women, do you?”


Me, in a nutshell:

gosimpsonic:

“Here, have a flower.”

“Alright, come on, what’s the catch? A gorgeous woman don’t just hand you a free daffodil.”

“Really, you think I’m gorgeous?”

“Well, the part that’s showing. I guess you could have a lot of weird scars or a fake ass or something.”

“You don’t talk to a lot of women, do you?”

Me, in a nutshell:

smartgirlsattheparty:

tastefullyoffensive:

Cats Wearing Tights [meowtfit]

Previously: Dogs Wearing Socks, Animals Wearing Dinosaur Costumes

Can’t not reblog. 

Mandatory reblog. Go!

funnyordie:

Chris Brown’s Punch-Out!!

Yes.
Join us..

Join us..

"Uhh.."

Man is ignorant of the nature of his own being and powers. Even his idea of his limitations is based on experience of the past, and every step in his progress extends his empire. There is, therefore, no reason to assign theoretical limits to what he may be, or to what he may do.

(via crowleyquotes)

#TheBeast

Todd Glass & Dana Gould on Set List: The Improvised Stand-Up Show

thecomedybureau:

This latest batch of episodes of Set List on Nerdist’s YouTube channel has the amazing Todd Glass and Dana Gould going up and doing improvised stand-up in such a way that you get drawn into thinking that it’s almost not made up on the spot (even if Todd Glass is questioning the whole mechanism of Set List).

Watch Todd here and Dana here.

Gold.

SONOFABITCH!

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